Staph food poisoning, likely cross-contamination, and improper infection prevention.

Ate Salad, half a breadstick, creamy mushroom ravioli.

~5 hours later, complete purging of the intestines. Not a great experience.

It was the only thing I had eaten that day and the night prior so this is basically the only possible cause. The staff is friendly and all, but that is meaningless if the food is improperly handled and prepared.