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Flamin' Hot Spice Overload - Cheetos, Miranda New South Wales
1 year ago •reported by user-vtkh3942
Miranda, 2228 New South Wales, Australia
The artifact = CHEETOS XXTRA FLAMIN' HOT 8oz. The story = It has been several years since I dived into this divine yet also devilishly bag of junk food & clearly the war stories told at my bowels have turned into legends in the annals of history. After consuming this excessively spicy Slaanesh inspired snack, all was quiet on the southern rear. However this victory was short lived at fort taste buds… for the Red Tide was coming. After the 6th hour, my nervous system began to tickle my large intestines, heralding the end of life as we knew it at the porcelain plains. The flaminhot lava flow burned every single villi I had in my small intestines & the sweet embrace of death became more & more appealing with every painful groan infused push. As I sat there on the destroyed throne, so numb now from the pain & surrounded in a pool of my own sweat. I thought to myself what unholy machinations I would have unleashed upon the world if I consumed the 12oz bag. Will consume again 10/10 #doritos #chilli #flaminhott | Symptoms: Diarrhea
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