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Pudding Prompts Painful Symptoms - Walmart, Bedford Nova Scotia
4 years ago •reported by user-vygq6197 • business
141 Damascus Road, Bedford, B4A 0C2 Nova Scotia, Canada
It was a beautiful Spring day here in Nova Scotia. The birds were singing, children were outside playing and lovers were on brisk walks. I had a good day at work and went for a walk myself, listening to the Marshal Mathers LP through my Beats By Dre headphones. I thought this was going to be a perfect day, and that's when things took a turn for the worst! I ended the night off with some fat free jello chocolate pudding. I noticed it seemed quite watery even though I followed the instructions. Shortly after consuming my pudding my stomach started to make some rumbling noises. The noises turned to cramps and I instantly had sharp pains in my stomach. Gas began leaking from my butt hole at an alarming, uncontrollable rate. The farts were getting warmer each time and I knew it was only a matter of time before I sharted. I was awoken with devastating diarrhea! A tsunami of muddy turds came rushing from my butt hole, painting the inside of my freshly cleaned toilet. It was like the blood scene in the shining but with poop! My cat looked on in fear and concern as I gripped the countertop and a symphony of horns bellowed from my anus. This is still happening. I am not a religious man, but I am praying to whoever is out there, please make this stop. | Symptoms: Nausea, Diarrhea, Cramps, Gas, Stomach Pain
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