Food Safety Report: McDonalds.

I went to McDookie last week, i ordered from the dollar menu, i got a chicken burger, i didn't notice that shit had a toe nail on my patty and i ate it, next day i was shitting so bad the whole house smelled like open ass in that muthuhfuckah, then my bitch of a wife dumped (pun intended) me for a nigga who looks like ihe was touched by Magic Johnson. That dookie was big as fuck and it was green, I probably clogged up that toilet | Symptoms: Diarrhea, Fever, Vomiting