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In-Flight Salmon Sickness - United Airlines, Fort Lauderdale Florida
1 year ago •reported by user-pjtvt796 • business
100 Terminal Drive, Fort Lauderdale, 33315 Florida, United States
Had the salmon on a flight from Florida to Newark with a connection to Madrid then to the Canaries. Had about a 4hr layover in Newark took a meeting and caught my flight. We had just taken off from literally and were still climbing when I felt nauseous to the gonna puke right now stage, stewardess made the obligatory "take you seat" comment and I reminded her of the physics of puke and shit using the downhill analogy, she smiled. I puked and could've shit through a straw ALL THE WAY ACCROSS THE ATLANTIC, to Madrid anyway. Actually told one of the stewardess that, was pretty sure I was dying, and she informed me the pilot's aware "of the situation" and that we have like 15 minutes to make a decision to divert and land in Greenland. Seriously thought about but didn't want to die in Greenland, so onward it was. WORST flight EVER!, Don't eva, order the salmon. | Symptoms: Nausea, Diarrhea, Vomiting
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