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Ranch Pizza Illness Hospitalization - Yummy Slice Pizza - Davie, Vancouver British Columbia
2 years ago •reported by user-hrdz3659 • business
1168 Davie Street, Vancouver, V6E 1N1 British Columbia, Canada
I am a very health person, and I Ate some heavily ranched pizza slices.. next thing you knew I was so sick. It was really really bad and scary. I didn't know who I was for almost a day. Ended up in the hospital with serious food poisoning and an IV. | Symptoms: Nausea, Diarrhea, Vomiting
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Im sorry
that’s not how food poisoning works
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… yes that is exactly how food poisoning works. If it is toxin-mediated then the symptoms can begin pretty fast after eating.
TIP. yes this ☝️ 100% symptom onset can be fast. If it is chemical contamination, symptom onset can be within minutes
Sureeeeeeeeeee.
i'm sorry for the influx of wannabe funnymen from twitter. you got hospitalized and it was horribly scary. i don't think it's right for people to make fun of you for that bad experience bc they are so ignorant they think you mean all ranch is toxic. i hope they grow and mature out of making fun of a person for getting sick.
Ranch on Pizza is a very well known poison, only those who have built up a tolerance through years of self loathing can consume it without major negative side effects