Dip Triggers Severe Nausea - Doritos, Chicago Illinois

Mama mia! I remember this dip. It was '08. My brother walked through the front door with a giant bag of Cool Ranch Doritos. "Ahhh, brother, we eatin' gooood today!" he said. What goes better with chips? Dip, of course! I hopped in my JEEP and zoomed over to 7-Eleven. My eyes were instantly drawn towards this Cool Ranch Jalapeno dip... "You sure you want that?" the man behind the checkout counter asked. He had a crazed look in his eye. "Uhh, yes?" I replied. The big bellied checkout man grunted and smirked. Once I got back to the crib, my brother and I popped open the lid of that dip. The smell was... interesting? We devoured that tub within minutes. It was so good. So addicting We couldn't stop eating. The events that followed have been haunting me for the last 15 years. I won't go into too much detail, but KABOOOOM went my bowels! I had to hire a professional cleaning crew to clean up the entire home. The cleaners were gagging and sweating profusely throughout the entire process. Some of the carpet stains still remain there today. Needless to say, I will not be purchasing this "dip" ever again.

This story will be haunting me for 15 yrs, lol