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Turkey Burger Food Poisoning - Good Stuff Eatery, Washington District of Columbia
7 years ago •reported by user-zwzk5547 • business
3291 M Street Northwest, Washington, 20007 District of Columbia, United States
There I was. Just trying to enjoy a nice dinner with my friends at Good Stuff Eatery. I decide to get a Michelle Burger (a turkey burger with onions and other toppings). Grave mistake. I ate the burger no problem, but two hours later it happened. The worst pain I’ve ever experienced in my life. My stomach was in so much pain I couldn’t stand up as I projectile vomited into the toilet in the common bathroom at my dorm. I have never seen so much liquid escape a humans body. That’s when the diarrhea urge came in. I had to decide between throwing up into the toilet and pooping on the floor or p**ping in the toilet and vomiting on the floor. I chose the latter. With swift grace I pull my pants down and explode into the toilet as I simultaneously throw up onto the tiled floor under me. Liquid was spewing from both ends of my body. I couldn’t tell if I was peeing or pooping since it was all the same consistency. I writhed around in pain as another wave of stomach pains came. I would not wish this pain on anyone, not even my enemies. I finally am able to go back to my room and sleep. Then 5 hours later I wake up feeling as though I just went on three roller coaster rides black out drunk. I run to the bathroom, but as soon as I step into my dorm hallway a gush of vomit/water escapes my mouth onto the carpeted floor. I tried to catch it with my hands, but the sheer volume of throw up was too much to handle. I run into the bathroom again. Vomit and poop (at this point it is routine). Luckily that was the last of the vomiting to occur. The diarrhea still persists though. I have wiped my bottom so much at this point with the inadequate half-ply toilet paper provided by my university that my butthole is raw skin. Every time I wipe I do not see feces residue, but rather blood stains from the friction between toilet paper and anus. I am feeling better now, but never again shall I eat at this establishment. | Symptoms: Diarrhea, Fever, Nausea, Vomiting, Stomach Pain
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God keep you soldier 🫡