Helicopter Ride After Big Mac - McDonald's, Gilbert West Virginia

796 Larry Joe Harless Drive, Gilbert, 25621 West Virginia, United States

I got a Big Mac last night with a large fries and large soft drink for supper. I woke up at midnight with poop exploding from my bowels. Then I hunched over in pain. My wife decided to call 9-1-1. I was flown by a helicopter to Pikeville Medical Center and had a couple ass explosions midair. I don't think the nurse was impressed being a cute woman. I ended up in the ER and had my stomach pumped. Refund please. | Symptoms: Vomiting, Stomach Pain