Octopus-Induced Gastro Distress - Small restaurant/street vendor, Cancún Quintana Roo

Cancún, Quintana Roo, Mexico

About 7 hours ago I ate a complete small octopus. I can only guess it wasn't cooked properly. It was from a small restaurant/street vendor type establishment.i was the only one foolish enough to eat octopus.In about 4 hours it just flew o UT my backside. I had no control and didn't make it to a toilet.I also had very strong abdominal cramps which I never before experienced. I am a healthy 65 year old man and I don't drink or do drugs | Symptoms: Cramps, Diarrhea, Nausea, Weakness