Taco Bell Meal Regret - Taco Bell, Buena Park California

6001 Beach Boulevard, Buena Park, 90621 California, United States

Was on my lunch break getting gas while trying to decide what crappy food I was going to have for lunch when I remembered there was a Taco Bell right down the street and I hadn't had Taco Bell since my drunken nights in college. So i decided to give it a shot thinking a bean & cheese burrito sounded good. Upon arriving I had to scope out the menu as it had changed since I last remember it. So many new weird items, but one caught my eye- the $5 craving meal deal which includes: a cheesy gordita crunch, a taco supreme, a burrito supreme, nachos and a drink. I was thinking wow now that's a bargain, I might as well try that out, so I did. Started with the cheesy gordita crunch with perfectly non-melted room temperature cheese, and I must say that wasn't bad. Next I moved onto my burrito, I subbed for a bean & cheese burrito with easy beans thinking this would be a better option- that went down fine. Now I was left with a taco supreme and nachos I could not finish so after eating a few nachos I scrapped the rest of my food and realized I could have gotten those 2 items for about $3.50 which totally defeated the purpose of purchasing the "great bargain" in the first place. I got in my car drove the entire 2 minutes it takes to get back to work and by the last stop light I thought I was going to sh*t my pants. Almost didn't make it inside and honestly debated going in the grassy area behind my office- I was desperate. Needless to say I made it inside and ran to the restroom where of course I ran into a co-worker who wanted advice on a new town she was thinking of moving to, finishing up our conversation which seemed to go on for eternity I burst into the stall and proceeded to poop uncontrollably for the next 5 minutes. Thinking I was in the clear I waddled back to my desk with a huge sigh of relief just as my stomach grumbled and tightened up into knots. Within 2 minutes I was back in the restroom, yet again pooping my brains out. I have now come to the conclusion I will never ever ever ever ever eat at Taco Bell again or get scammed into buying a shi**y value meal because of the price. I have no idea how they are still in business after reading all of these incidences but I just hope and pray that my sickness is over with and I never have to see another cheesy gordita crunch as long as I live. | Symptoms: Diarrhea, Gas