Rapport sur la sécurité alimentaire : Taco Bell, East Brown Road, Mesa, AZ, United States.

352 East Brown Road, Mesa, 85201 Arizona, United States

My friend suggested a non-sexual date to the old T-B. I usually get the loaded potato grillers, but my curiousity had been my downfall, and I had ordered the XL Burrito...
Jesus tap-dancing Christ had I never been so wrong in my life.
First, the burrito flailed around like a very serious case of whiskeydick. It felt as if it had been filled with wet dog food and soup. SOUP, mofukka, soup.
Second. The taste. Puke. Moving on.
Third. The aftermath. I am currently residing between wave after wave of exsistential crisis-inducing fever dreams and bouts of projectile vomiting. Taco Hell had bested me once more.

Good show. | Symptômes: Fièvre, Nausée, Vomissements