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Wrap Induces Rapid Diarrhea - Chick-Fil-A, Tampa Florida
5 years ago •reported by user-cqzz5353 • business
3678 West Gandy Boulevard, Tampa, 33611 Florida, United States
Yesterday, Feb 2nd 2021, I excitedly hopped in line at my local store. Feeling a bit healthy, after an intense workout, I decided to order the Cool Wrap with a side of Creamy Salsa instead of my usual Sandwich and a three count chicken strip. Three hours or so after consuming my wrap I felt a rumble in my stomach. I shrugged it off and continued to go about my evening. Just a few minutes after conceiving that thought my a*ole told me that if I didn’t make it to a toilet immediately a hole would be bored through my couch cushion with an unending stream of diarrhea. I hurried to the toilet with the speed of a racehorse but also with great care knowing that, with each step, fecal matter was inching its way to an abrupt and unwavering exit. Luckily for me, and my floor, the bathroom wasn’t far away. Splattering in my toilet like an out of control Wendy’s Frosty dispenser with an unlimited amount of ammunition, the mess came out at a speed well in excess of that required to exit earths atmosphere. Upon careful examination of the damage I saw full pieces of lettuce floating around like S Truett Cathy giving me the finger for having the audacity for ordering anything besides fried chicken. | Symptoms: Diarrhea
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