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Food Safety Report: Taco Bell.
11 years ago •reported by user-zhgz7954
I was famished after a 3rd shift and Taco Bell was the only thing serving breakfast on the commute home. I ordered two grilled breakfast burritos since they were only a dollar a pop. Little did I know, I would get what I paid for. Two hours later I was simultaneously blasting out torrents of oxtail soup from my anus while projectile vomiting an amalgam of artificial egg and cheese with globular bits of processed meat. In the rare breaks of expelling materials from my system, I was in bed writhing in agony as my stomach was inflamed unable to sleep. It pretty much went on like this for six hours until the pain diminished. Two days have passed and I now only have butt-pee and I was able to call off from my job at the sewage treatment plant. Over all, this was a memorable experience and I hope to continue eating at Taco Bell to alleviate the monotony in my life. | Symptoms: Diarrhea, Nausea, Fever, Vomiting
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