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Chicken Teriyaki Illness Alert - Subway, Lexington Kentucky
7 years ago •reported by user-tcybd914 • business
409 Waller Avenue, Lexington, 40504 Kentucky, United States
I had a 6" chicken teriyaki on wheat bread with lettuce and spinach, as I have enjoyed at this store on many an occasion. This was my dinner at around 8:30 pm on Wednesday evening. Fast forward to 9 am Thursday morning; I was suffering from uncontrollable vomiting and explosive diarrhea. It was as if I had angered some gastrointestinal deity and now I was paying my penance for such a crime. Not only did I have to miss school and work for the day, but I even called my parents to tell them that I loved them one last time in fear of not living through such an ordeal. I'm not exaggerating when I say that I have never been so physically uncomfortable and ill in my adult life, and I have made the mistake of asking a female coworker when the baby was due and then finding out that she was indeed not pregnant at all. If you are looking for a new way to lose weight and rediscover your religion, I would highly recommend trying this place. If, however, you wish to retain your rectal integrity you can skip Subway and just eat some rancid meat from off the side of the highway. Now if you will excuse me, I have to gather up my flame engulfed and prolapsed a*us and go sit in the snow outside and read up on my health insurance policy and hope that it covers bu**hole replacement surgery. | Symptoms: Diarrhea, Fever, Nausea, Vomiting, Gas
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