Publix Super Market at Franklin Marketplace, Riverside Drive, Franklin, TN, USA
1 year ago •reported by user-trdyj539
I am 100% positive that the frozen Beef & Cheese Taquitos made by Jose Ole gave me the worst stomach virus I have every had in my entire life. It’s been 3 solid days of fever, vomiting, chills, abdominal pain and diarrhea. And I’m not talking about
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just regular run in the mill diarrhea. I’m talking about Niagara Falls, fire hose, Dumb & Dumber style diarrhea. Like a portal from hell itself opened up and has a diarrhea magnet pointed straight at my under carriage. If I had to fill a 50 gallon tub with butt juice in 24 hours to reach the Holy Grail, King Arthur himself would descent from Heaven to thank me. I have gone through all 7 stages of grief during this violent illness, all of them included diarrhea. This experience has truly changed my life. I will no longer try random stuff from the frozen section. I will no longer complain to my wife that she never buys me surprise snacks. I will always remember these last few days, and have certainly gained a new respect for the great river that hath flown from me, diarrhea.
| Symptoms: Nausea, Diarrhea, Vomiting, Fever, Chills
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