101 Vrijenbanselaan,
Rijswijk,
2289 EX
Zuid-Holland,
Netherlands
After a long but successfull day at work, treated myself with a kfc down the highway on my way back home. Wasnt very busy, just the usual business. At the drive through, quickly ordered like a small menu box with wings and other undefineable parts of the chicken. To be honest I do not often visit the KFC. But when I do, I always find myself staring in awe at the menu board with all sorts of meals i dont really quite understand: “variety boxmeal” “zinger burger boxmeal” “filet burger boxmeal”, “twister meal”. Like wtf is this all about. I got handed over a bag containing this box with steeming deliciousness. I just dug in and ignored the gritty cartillage, I ignored the black coagulated areas of chicken meat somewhere halfway in there, I ignored the pockets containing old stinky frying blubber as well as the soury heinz sauce that went along my fatty soggy sauce. I carefully enjoyed it evem. But I knew, I knew 10 min after i dumped my chicken carcasse in the binn. That is going to be a rott. My stomach turned, my limbs became cold and my muscles ached while I was wiggling In my bed like a worm to make the stinging pain in my abdomen go away. The most terrible feeling of being nausious is feeling the need that all that enzymatically dissociated chicken with its rancid Colonel Batter in your stomach really wants to go out, but you cant get it out as you know that youre not a skilled gagger. At 5:00 in the morning when the pain was really at its peak, and I couldnt hold my eyes open from dizzyness. When i jus felt that my guts were taking a real beating and my pyloric sphincter really closed itself shut, I knew that it was time. With eyes bulging out of my sockets and hemmorages arose all over my face from the immense pressure of the gag. I spew a part of my stomach content in the toilet. On my knees on the cold toilet tiles at 5 waking up my housemates with the primordial sounds I made to just get it out of my system. I wasnt done yet, the whole day was a terrible hell with more vomitting and even diarheing. Never ever go to KFC or this awaits you | Symptoms: Nausea, Vomiting, Diarrhea, Muscle Pain, Dizziness, Stomach Pain
